Outdoor Writer Report post Posted October 20, 2020 Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Arkansas, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby super-market to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the engine running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes were closed with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes; she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury). The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to move her hands. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter; but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Trump's fault. 4 2 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThomC Report post Posted October 21, 2020 Good one! 😁We need more sly levity in the middle of this pandemic. 😷 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Outdoor Writer Report post Posted October 21, 2020 This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire. These are her own words: While out hiking near Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap, and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRDATR Report post Posted October 21, 2020 Oldies but Goodies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roosevelt Mark Report post Posted October 21, 2020 Classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azslim Report post Posted October 21, 2020 And no joke, the World Record Grizzly was held for a long time by an old Indian woman that shot it with a .22lr Cooey, this happened in Canada Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Outdoor Writer Report post Posted October 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, azslim said: And no joke, the World Record Grizzly was held for a long time by an old Indian woman that shot it with a .22lr Cooey, this happened in Canada Yup. In 1953 Bella Twin nailed a monster grizz in the NWT. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
