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    2014 AZ Archery Lion

    That is bad butt!
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    What do you do with your sheds?

    I covet them like gold and .22 ammo.
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    What time is it?

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    Tannerite Smoke Ring

    http://www.tngun.com/homemade-tannerite-clone-from-cold-packs/ As if I wasnt on enough gooberment watch lists...
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    My Brothers way of capturing turkey hunting memories

    I'd cover my face if I was a Boston fan too... Haha, those look pretty cool.
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    Hunting's Next Perversion

    I miss seeing daily posts from the Lark. Please tell me he is back!
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    Norma 270 wsm trade for Norma 270 win brass

    Hey, what would you sell that brass for? I'm looking for .270WSM brass. Thanks, Jake
  8. My grandparents send me emails fact checked by "snopes" all the time....
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    Broad heads for elk, 2014

    Grave diggers made short work of 2 bulls in camp last year.
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    Vortex Viper PST 6-24x50

    Oh I want this. dang you IRS.
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    Who has the best steak in town?

    That is the best name I have ever seen for a steer. Ever.
  12. (Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaGolf. My name is Trina. How can I help you? (Customer) Hello, I received an email from Golfsmith stating that my Pro V1 order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your web site, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number. (Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the web site. It should be fixed by the end of 2014. But I can help you. (Customer) Thanks, I ordered some Pro V1 balls. (Receptionist) Sir, Pro V1's do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with a choice of Pinnacle, TopFlite, or Callaway Blue. (Customer) But I have played Pro V1 for years. (Receptionist) The government has determined that Pro V1s are no longer acceptable, so we have instructed Titleist to stop making them. TopFlites are better, sir, I am sure you will love them. (Customer) But I like the Pro V1. Why are TopFlites better? (Receptionist) That is all spelled out in the 2700 page "Affordable Golf Ball Act" passed by Congress. (Customer) Well, how much are these TopFlites? (Receptionist) It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package? (Customer) What's the difference? (Receptionist) 12, 24, 36 or 48 balls. (Customer) The Silver package may be okay; how much is it? (Receptionist) It depends, sir; what is your monthly income? (Customer) What does that have to do with anything? (Receptionist) I need that to determine your government Golf Ball subsidy; then I can determine how much your out-of-pocket cost will be. But if your income is below the poverty level, you might qualify for a subsidy. In that case, I can refer you to our BallAid department. (Customer) BallAid? (Receptionist) Yes, golf balls are a right, everyone has a right to golf balls. So, if you can't afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge. (Customer) Who said they were a right? (Receptionist) Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it Constitutional. (Customer) Whoa.....I don't remember seeing anything in the Constitution, but President Obama is a former constitutional scholar and he believes it would have been included if the Constitutional had Constitution regarding golf balls as a right. (Receptionist) There's no explicit mention of golf balls in the not been drafted by a bunch of slave-owning white men. The Democrats in the Congress and the Supreme Court agree with the President that golf balls are now a right guaranteed by the Constitution. (Customer) I don't believe this... (Receptionist) It's the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income sir? (Customer) Forget it, I think I will forgo the balls this year. (Receptionist) In that case, sir, I will still need your monthly income. (Customer) Why? (Receptionist) To determine what your 'non-participation' cost would be. (Customer) WHAT? You can't charge me for NOT buying golf balls. (Receptionist) It's the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It's $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income..... (Customer interrupting) This is ridiculous, I'll pay the $49.50. (Receptionist) Sir, it is the $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater. (Customer) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a ripoff!! (Receptionist) Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%. (Customer) Look, I'm going to call my Congressman to find out what's going on here. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to pay it. (Receptionist) Sorry to hear that sir, that's why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone you are using. (Customer) Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING? (Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates, sir (Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door) (Receptionist) That would be the IRS, sir. Thanks for calling ObamaGolf, have a nice day...and God Bless the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
  13. I always got a kick out of this Ninja cow.
  14. When did cards first get hit last year?
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    Covert Mp6 Photos: SUCCESS! **more pics added**

    That takes great pictures!
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    Sonoran Hot-Dogs

    Im a sucker for the pickled onions. Were they at least edible?
  17. Any word on how Jim is doing?
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    Sonoran Hot-Dogs

    is that the one in between the rail road tracks? Always wanted to stop there. Thats the one. I have had Canelos and I think these are on par. Pretty good carne asada tacos as well.
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    Sonoran Hot-Dogs

    Theres a cart in Vail, Valentinas I think, there Sonoran Dogs are the best ive ever had.
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    Music - Songs for the drive

    For Red Dirt - Stoney Larue Wade Bowen Randy Rogers Band Chris Knight Blue Edmonson - Finger on The Trigger Corb Lund Casey Donahue Band Cory Morrow - He Carries Me +1 for Will Hogue there MulePackHunter Waylon Johnny & Metallica/Sublime for when $h!t needs to go down!
  21. Is it wrong to lust for a gun?
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    22LR 525 pcs AUCTION

    all proceeds going to CWT.com Comprehensive reading is a lost art. Not only that- I've read and re-read AZHUNTER's post a few times over and I still cannot decipher what he was trying to say... I only see 2 posts total, so maybe we should cut him a break on this one. I debated on whether or not to say anything. Now we've unfortunately hijacked a thread that's for a good cause. My first reaction was, Holy Crap someone has 22 ammo, followed by, sweet, its going to benefit this great site! MULEPACKHUNTER - Can I throw an opening bid for tomorrow morning?
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    22LR 525 pcs AUCTION

    all proceeds going to CWT.com Comprehensive reading is a lost art.
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    Double droptine buck!

    Aside from the first Coues deer I killed 10 years ago (A monstrous 70 inch bruiser), that might be the most Beautiful buck I've ever seen. Congratulations.
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    .300 Win Mag on Javelina...

    I always thought you were hoping for meat damage on stink pigs...
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