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  1. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    LMAO Thats going to be hard to top Jim
  2. This is sure to be the last 2 bulls in the state with head gear They sure are haveing fun being the biggest racks Evan mama thinks there nuts
  3. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    You are right about old Troy. He does get pretty pumped up about hunting BUT At least he would not wear the same undergarments under his camo the you do. And he knows he is not Superman You really need to work on your issues
  4. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    You are just sore cause you can't post any pics in the "Lets See Them Kids Thread" You are right about the best looking girls in town heck, There are evan better looking than me Hard to beleive , but true
  5. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Thanks Jason My 2 daughters Work at Macky's Grill You just Beat yourself I love!!! I claim Victory Ya Baby
  6. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Jason I am REALLY worried about all the pictures of heavier people you have in your puter I am looking around my shop here and there are calenders from Kings, Monster Muley, ect. But when I stoped by your house the other day and saw your calender I really started to get concerned
  7. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    That explains alot He is lacking oxygen
  8. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Yes it is allowed You boys have a advantage with your photo shops So I can use my tools
  9. Here is something to compare the size to
  10. What do you guys make of this? I lightened it up the best I could
  11. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Well Jim I ain't scared While you boys have been at home,playing with your Puters I have been out scouting and changing SD cards in my trail cams. I am ready to get back to the fun now, But I am going to hit you with a hard ball first. One of my cams that was on a new spot for 3 weeks had 126 pictures on it, 23 of those pics were of COUES 11 of those pics were of BUCK COUES I am thinking 6 differant COUES BUCKS 1 pic has 4 COUES BUCKS on it And I ain't sharring
  12. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Now You've Really Made Me Mad
  13. Oil Change instructions for Women: 1: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2: Drink a cup of coffee. 3: 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 ========================================================== Oil Change instructions for Men: 1: Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2: Stop by 7 -11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3: Open a beer and drink it. 4: Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5: Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6: In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7: Place drain pan under engine. 8: Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9: Give up and use crescent wrench. 10: Unscrew drain plug. 11: Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12: Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13: Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14: Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15: Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16: Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 17: Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener. 18: Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle. 19: Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 20: Beer? No, drank it all yesterday. 21: Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22: Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 23: Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24: Remember drain plug from step 11. 25: Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26: Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug. 27: Drink beer. 28: Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas. 29: Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 30: Drink beer. 31: Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame 32: Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31. 33: Begin cussing fit. 34: Throw stupid crescent wrench. 35: Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy. 36: Beer. 37: Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 38: Beer. 39: Beer. 40: Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 41: Beer. 42: Lower car from jack stands. 43: Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil. 44: Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43. 45: Beer. 46: Test drive car! . 47: Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 48: Car gets impounded. 49: Call loving wife, make bail. 50: 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts $50.00 DUI $2500.00 Impound fee $75.00 Bail $1500.00 Beer $40.00 Total - - $4,165.00 But you know the job was done right!
  14. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Great come back Jim But I'm thinking you got Gino to deal with now Where is your girl friend? surfing the net looking for ammo? Mike
  15. GameHauler

    "Brown N Proud"

    I too am a big fan of 67-72 Great looking Blazer Jim and Gino' You guys have no clue what comfort is If you are going to do something Do it right
  16. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Well Jim since you wanted to start slingin' the party pictures I guess I'll need to show the one of you and Jason At your last get together
  17. GameHauler

    Got my 4B Turkey Back!

    Very nice I'm hoping to be able to give one to Clay in a couple weeks to do a strut mount
  18. Holy Stuffing I have to show my wife Beautiful Tony Thanks
  19. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Got this picture of shorty last week just goes to show why he would have thoughts like "GIRLFRIEND" The truth is in the pic Shorty
  20. GameHauler

    I wanna be a

    Hey Ok Shorty you have asked for it now Watch your back :unsure:
  21. GameHauler

    "Brown N Proud"

    You sound like CnS talking about his shooting skills
  22. GameHauler

    Video of that buck

    WHAT ELSE CAN I DO??? It seems that its allowing access to all the clips instead of just the one I cut and paste I watched it???? Nice Buck Troy
  23. GameHauler

    "Brown N Proud"

    What do you know about comfort You shot a Mathews
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