Oh boy. If my wife new I was telling this.....AGAIN.....I would be in trouble.
When her and I first got together I took her camping up in the eastern Sierra's here in Ca. We would be doing a lot of hiking into the backcountry to fish the streams for native trout. She was a little worried about this being that its big bear country. On the second morning we were up a canyon fishing about 75 yds. apart. I was about done for the day and started walking down her way. I saw her around the bend fishing very intently. I started running as fast as I could towards her. She looked up at me and I yelled "Run.....BEAR!!!" She took off running with her pole in hand and about 20 feet of line still out with a serious look of fear in her face. I laughed so hard about that for about 5 minutes. She didnt. I know, I know. Bad dog!
My other deal is to occasionally sticker my buddies hunting trucks when we're in camp. Ya know those truck stop stickers that say stuff like:
I'm nuts 4 cowboys!
Princess
Daddys spoiled little girl
Big rainbow sticker
You get the picture?