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Bill I think this is both your lists combined. Accurized -- Adjective. To have been made accurate, especially a firearm. Additude -- Noun. A way of thinking. Allot/alot -- Pronouns. A bunch, a passel; also a small parcel of land. Allready -- Adjective. Positioned to begin, as in “Are you allready for the hunt?” Amo -- Noun. Latin for “to love,” also an abbreviation for ammunition. Antelers -- Noun. What male cervids grow on their heads. Apostrophe -- Punctuation combined with S to form plural nouns on this forum. Apostrophe S -- Used to make nouns plural, as in “trophy’s I have taken" and “six javi’s.”. Arguement -- Noun. Heated exchange resulting from opposing views. Arrow -- Verb. Describes shooting an animal with a bow. Ballsilic -- Adjective. Relates to projectiles in flight; also a variation of silly ball or a type of vinegar. Beems -- Noun. The part of antlers from which tines grow, also a verb as in “Beem me up.” Billyjack -- See whackadoodle. Blackie -- Noun. Black bear or black-tailed deer. Blktail -- Noun. A black-tailed deer, either Columbia or Sitka variety. Infrequently a mule deer. Bord -- Noun. A panel of decision makers; also an adjective as in disinterested. Bored -- See bord. Break -- Noun. Abbreviation for muzzle brake; a device that reduces a firearm's recoil. Bro -- Noun. Brother, also hunting partner. Brodside -- Noun. Neither front, rear, top nor bottom, as in “I had a brodside shot. Brownie -- Noun. A freshly shed antler. Bullit -- Noun. Projectile propelled from a firearm. Busey -- Adjective. Having much to do, as in “I’m too busey to stop.” Buzztail -- Noun. Any species of rattlesnake. BYOB -- Acronym for someone else will bring food. CA -- Noun. One of the abbreviations for states used by the U.S. Postal Service; in this instance for California and "Calif." of formerly common useage. Calaburr -- Noun. Prickly item found under saddles; also the diameter of a firearm’s bore. Carp -- Noun. A less-desirable animal, especially a mule deer. Complane/complaning -- Verb. To express dissatisfaction with proposed hunting rules. Coroperate -- Verb. Two surgeons, one patient; also when hunting groups work together. Coues -- Noun. A Coues white-tailed deer. Couse -- Noun. Small white-tailed deer with cult following. Cows -- Noun. Archaic pronunciation of Coues, as in “Did you shoot a Cows dear?” (See dear.) Crossbread -- Noun. See highbread. CV -- Noun. Local abbreviation for Camp Verde. CW -- Noun. Abbreviation for Coues whitetail, especially as in CW.com Dear -- Adjective. Term of affection; also a noun describing an antlered ungulate. Deferences -- Noun. Dissimilar items. Desert -- Noun. A mule deer or bighorn sheep. Desert monkey -- Noun. A coatimundi. Doesen/duzzen -- Noun. Twelve; also unwillingness to act as in “she duzzen want me to go.” Dog -- Noun. See yotes, especially the male of the species. Dont -- Verb. A pastry with hole in center; also preferred variation of don't on this forum. Each and every one of -- Variation meaning “each” or “every.” Elkys -- Noun. More than one elky. Endloader -- Noun. See muzzy. Envestagate -- Verb. What wardens do when inforcing laws. (See inforce.) Envolve -- Verb. To include as a necessary part, as in “I don’t want to be envolved.” European -- Noun. Feral swine (see ferrel) resembling Eurasian wild boars. Everyone that -- Variation of “everyone who.” Exested -- Verb. To have survived. (Cockroaches have exested for millennia.) Ferrel -- Adjective. Variation of “feral” describing a domesticated animal "gone wild.” Fling -- Noun. A brief romance; also a verb meaning to propel arrows. FNG -- Acronym for friggin new guy. Frontloader -- See muzzy. Fue -- Adjective. A small number, as in “There are too fue permits.” Gambels/Gambles -- Noun. Two or more Gambel’s quail. GF -- Acronym for loud, easily provoked humanoid known to cause financial difficulty. GFD -- Acronym for state agency known to cause financial difficulty. Glair -- Verb. To stare in fierce or angry manner. “The cat glaired at me.” Goat -- See speed goat. GSP -- Noun. A special breed of companion animal that “points” and "holds" birds for its master. Hafta -- Noun. Missing union leader; also verb: Obliged to do something as in “I hafta go.” Harvest -- Verb. Euphemism for “kill” or "take." Heard -- Verb. A passel of critters. Highbread -- See crossbread; also white, rye or whole wheat on top shelf. Hog -- See European, javi and toad Hole/whole -- Noun. As in: “I blew the hole rabbit to pieces when it peaked out of the whole.” Horns. -- Noun. Noise-making devices, especially on vehicles; also see antelers. Hunnywhole -- Noun. A productive place; its location is always kept a secret. Inforce -- Verb. What wardens are paid to do with laws. It’s/its -- Used interchangeably on forum. Javi -- Noun. A foul-smelling, debatably inedible new world species found from the American Southwest into Central and South America. Kidden -- Verb. Joshing, as in “Are you kidden me?” A polite form of “sh***in’.” Laff -- Verb. Spontaneous reaction to humor. Lark -- Noun. Something done for fun; also a ground-dwelling songbird or an old goat. Loose -- Verb. Derived from lost, as in “I hated to loose my money.” Loose -- Verb. To have lost something, as in "I hated to loose it." Lope -- See speed goat. Mag -- Noun. A publication or a powerful calaburr. Mall -- Verb. To wound by biting and scratching; also noun: Place where wives of hunters get even. Me and my buddy -- Variation of “my friend and I.” Mollywhopped -- See wacked. Mr. Bob -- Noun. A bobcat. Muley/mulie -- See carp. Muzzlegun -- See muzzy. Muzzy -- Noun. Muzzleloading firearm, especially a rifle. Neaded -- Verb. Required, as in “I neaded money;” also spelled kneaded. Newbie -- Noun. Young animal, also a new contributor to the forum. Peeg -- See javi. Photoe -- See pic, pix. Pic -- Noun. Has replaced "photograph" and "photo." Pitchers/pitchure -- See pic, pix. Pix --Noun. Plural of pic. Posison -- Noun. A deadly substance; also a location. Rack -- Noun. A woman’s chest; also see antelers. Realy/reely -- Adverb. Expresses surprise, doubt or degree; also one who cranks in a fishing lure. Restrections -- Noun. Rooles and regulateshuns. RUM -- Noun. Booze; also abbreviation for a Remington rifle caliber that kicks at both ends. Scaley/scallie -- Noun. One scaled quail, but sometimes also more than one. Scaley’s/scalie’s -- Noun. More than one scallie. Scull -- Noun. Small boat; also what’s left of a critter after body and flesh are removed. Seen -- Verb. To have visually observed, as in “me and my buddy seen,” and “we seen.” Servey -- Verb. An educated guess, as in “our servey shows (fill in the blank).” Shed -- Noun. A discarded antler. Sight -- See websight. Skunked -- See tag soup. Smoke pole -- See muzzy. Speed goat -- Noun. A hooved animal of open spaces with excellent eyesight and horn-like protuberances that are replaced annually. Spots -- See Mr. Bob. Steal -- Noun. What outlaws do to trail cameras; also a metal made from iron ore. Stick and string -- Noun. Archery equipment; also a violin. Stink pig -- See javi. Stock -- Noun. Wood or plastic surrounding a gun’s metal parts. Verb. To approach game stealthily. Strutin’ -- Verb. Variation of strutting. Stud -- See toad. Sweet -- Adjective. Opposite of sour; a variation of bootiful. Tag soup -- Noun. Unsuccessful hunt, especially the meals following such hunts. Teusday -- Noun. Day of week following Sundy and Mundy. Their/there -- Used interchangeably on forum. Thems -- Noun. Similar to thoses; a variation of these ones. These ones -- Noun. Plural of this one. Thoes -- Noun. Digits on one’s feet; also more than one "this" and opposite of "these." Tipical -- Adjective. Not abnormal; also noun as in northern and southern ends of California. Toad -- Noun. An extra-large animal (when in capital letters, a REALLY big toad). Tomaro -- Noun. The day after today. Tones -- Noun. Unit of weight, as in “Elephants weigh six tones.” Trophy’s -- See Apostrophe S. Turn-a-key -- Noun. Turkey. Origin unknown and unexplainable. Vamit/varmit/varmet -- Noun. Variations of varmint. Varmit/varrnit/varmet -- Noun. Troublesome animal that knows exact range of your firearm. Virshun/virsion -- Another form of something. Wack/whack -- See mollywhop and whackadoodle. Waisted -- Adjective. Squandered; also noun describing a beer gut; also see whackadoodle. Waste -- Adjective. Tall, as in “waste-high grass;” also verb. See whackadoodle. Watter -- Noun. Clear liquid sometimes used for bathing by forum members. Websight -- Noun. A website on the Internet. Whackadoodle -- Verb. To kill decisively, as in “I whackadoodled him.” Whitie/whitey -- Noun. A weathered antler. Also a white-tailed deer, especially a Coues whitetail. Who’s/whose-- Used interchangeably on forum. Winny -- Noun. The sound horses make, also an abbreviation of Winchester. Wolf-dog cross -- Noun. Animal held in high regard by environmentalists and federal agencies. Wood -- Verb. Conditional mood, as in “I wood luv to shuut a biggen.” Also noun as in campfire fuel. WSM -- Acronym for Wierd Short Men; also a type of load developed by Winny. WTF -- See WTH. WTH -- Acronym for what the heck was that? Yotes -- Noun. Small wild dogs widely spread across the American West. Yur/your/you’re -- Adjectives. Interchangeable, as in “Your (or yur) a good shot with you’re rifle.”

That would be that opportunity thing we keep hearing about, 20 september tags equal 200 november tags, quantity over quality.

Well for all the people out there that believe that global warming is going to end the world, what is the solution, kill all the people, seems to me that when you listen to gore that is who he blames, for someone so opposed to a big military and nuclear weapons he is fighting the inevitable world war three will eliminate billions of people thus saving the world, I wonder if michael moore will make a movie about that, maybe he will advocate mass suicides to save the world. Do we need to eliminate houses and move back into caves again, all forms of travel except for animals again, we need to eliminate all medical advances and just let people die when they are sick again, lets get back to the day when the average lifespan was maybe forty again. I think I will take what we have now and progress, maybe we will get lucky in this century if some Einstein type comes along and has all the answers we all have questions for, that is as long as we don't discount him for an idiot or retard, since he don't go along with what the masses believe.

Have you guys ever even seen them on the road, I have seen thirty plus in one night on the road, I have seen two in the middle of the lake (alamo), and one in the middle of the verde river. I have seen more while fishing than when I am hunting, and while hunting it seems like I have seen the most while dove hunting. The one last year on my elk hunt scared me probably the worst though, I couldn't hear it and it was dark so I couldn't see it either, luckily my brother heard it, and we found it about three or four feet directly in front of me with the flashlights. I had this story sent to me and the pics are pretty graphic. http://www.rattlesnakebite.org/

I was wondering what caliber is preferred when installing a satellite dish. I can see the guy at the police dept. when I was at Home Depot I thought he said real gun, not drill gun. What sucks is the guy fired two shots, after the first shot I would bet his wife goes what the heck and walks right to the exact spot to see what happened and bang the second shot hits her. For those of you that don't know a guy did shoot his wife while installing a satellite dish with a .22 handgun, google it and you can see the story.

I am taking the kids fishing again this weekend and have been lucky so far. A hook through the lip has to hurt especially when it is not wanted and attached to a line, pole, and kid. I do wonder why a foot doctor is giving a shot for a hook in the lip though. The big question is did you guys catch any fish? Take care and God Bless.

I will have to wait to let her use the high explosives, I have a minimum age requirement of eight for that, she can stick with the barbaric practice of hook and line until she hits eight and then I can teach her the civilized method of blowing them up.

This is my youngest daughters first fish, she wouldn't even hold it, she did take the picture though.

If I seen a demand for the Oct. hunts increased I would still question the four hunt structure, but I would have less of an argument, but there are still leftover tags for those Oct. hunts and this year there will be even more leftover tags. People do want the Dec. tags, they want them in the central units and the southern units and that keeps getting taken away so they can put more tags out there, tags that people settle for only after all five of there original choices were taken. I can see it two years from now, lets have five hunts down south and less DEC. tags, we will add a sixth choice on the app., but there will also be an additional app. fee to fill out the fifth and sixth choice. We will just have to wait and see what the next skewed azgfd survey tells us is coming.

Here's another Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me! ." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

Every since I turned eighteen I have voted, it was made clear to me that one of the reasons this country is great is that we can all vote, rich, poor, man, woman, any citizen regardless of race, this has been fought about and changed since this country was founded all the way up until 1965 I think to allow everyone to vote once you are of age. Many don't vote and it seems to me those are the biggest whiners around, when what or who they want loses, if you don't vote then you shouldn't complain. Lark you are right on with the electoral college.

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He will be missed. God Bless Him http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080406/ap_on_...heston_politics

The phrase on record is where the problem comes in, coldest on record or warmest on record don't mean nothing in the grand scheme of things. How many ice ages are on record, probably none, there is speculation there was at least one, but no one was there to record it. As stated earlier volcano's and other natural occurrences produce just as much bad crap for the environment as humans do, we don't help too much, but what is our real overall effect. We won't know for another thousand years probably what we directly affected with the evolution of the earth, that is if we are still here. There might be someone at that time calling us Neanderthals, and discounting every thing we have done, or we could be with the Lord without worry on what was.

Next time should I be more politically correct when I say ignorant, and when I make up a scenario I will not use the word idiot. I think some scientist watch the earth like nascar fans watch a race, just waiting for a crash. I personally would love to hear what you have to say on global warming, I am just a mechanic, I dang sure ain't no scientist so if you could enlighten me I would appreciate it, you can do it here or in a PM, and I am serious. Everything you read about global warming sounds like someone saying the sky is falling, and for every one out there with proof of global warming, there is somebody that claims proof its not. If you could please answer this, how long has man been on the earth and recorded temperatures and climate change, if the climate runs in cycles that are beyond that period how can anyone be sure what truly happened or is happening, not to mention would todays scientist give any credibility to the ones a hundred years or 500 years ago. What caused the ice age, everything I have read about the time of the dinosaurs was that it was pretty warm, I don't even know if there is mention of any ice caps then, but then again we will never know because there was no one there. I believe there is climate change, from week to week, year to year, decade to decade, and century to century, but I ain't throwing all my eggs in the global warming basket. To me there are still more questions than answers, and they probably won't be answered in my lifetime.

Why don't someone come out and say that the freaking dinosaurs did something horrible to cause their demise, or that the early mammals like the mammoths and mastadons did something horrible to cause their own demise, no only humans are bad enough to cause their own demise. For those early creatures it was a catastrophic event that they had no control over, a comet, or an ice age, an asteroid, never anything they did. These scientist hope and pray for something bad to happen to the earth so they can say I told you so, but that has been going on since there were scientists so who really cares what they think. These ultra smart people need to stop being ignorant and think of ways to improve society as it is, and not what they hope it will be. If the Earth was to tip on its axis and rotate these idiots would blame it on obesity, or overpoplulation, or the buildings being to high, not that it just happened, and in my opinion if God wants something to happen the scientists be damned its going to happen, gore is a pessimist, I don't trust obama, and hillary is a gravy trainer. McCain is just your run of the mill politician who wants to say what people want to hear, and not what really needs to be done, the biggest thing he has going is that he isn't obama or hillary.

Lark you are right on with your post. I wonder how much of what is being said between hillary and obama and how horrible they are right now is going to be swept under the rug and not mentioned by our liberal press when the general election starts. The liberals have taken over the democratic party and the extremism is going to lose them the election, any normal democrat wins this election outright, both of the show ponies they have running right now are in a sense, circus side shows that will get attention, but will not get the votes. I would love for someone to run for president and just say straight out what they are going to do, if someone was running and said we are pulling our troops from Iraq, but we are going to do it just after the nuke strikes on Iran and Venezuela, and just after our planes drop every scumbag child molesting criminal we have at ground zero just before the bombs hit. I would vote for the person that convicted every drug dealer and these thieving addicts and put their asses to work building roads and picking fruits and vegetables for farmers, with guards and their high powered rifles that could be used with any reason. I would vote for someone that was willing to help these countries that need it, but would also charge them for what we do, and don't be afraid to say that freaking oil is mine until your debt is paid. I would vote for someone who would allow the use of our natural resources to lessen our dependence on other countries. I would vote for someone who would kick the heck out of Mexico to free their oppressed people and allow that country to utilize their natural resources so they would and could modernize and be a huge asset to our country instead of having to come here just to have a decent job, and cause a strain on our economy. I would also kick the heck out of any country that was caught supporting drug runners that are importing their poison into out country for profit. Someone actually needs to get out of the politically correct mode and speak their mind, fix whats broken, support what is working, and get rid of what isn't.

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That guy was reading those Tom Brown books and wanted to go hunting. Right now that guy is on a vision quest in the middle of nowhere, hopefully you talked him into carrying a weapon aside from a knife and wearing a little more than a loincloth. I don't have a problem with vegatarians, I have a problem with the ones that want us all to be vegans.

I heard there will be four Coues deer hunts proposed and that the Coues hunts and the Mule deer hunts will not overlap, there will be two Nov. hunts for Coues. This is all hearsay and we will have to wait for the proposal that is going to be up for review, before we can be sure. Hopefully we will see the proposal soon, so we have more time prior to the meetings to figure out the positives and the negatives of the new guideline proposals.

http://www.azgfd.gov/artman/publish/article_776.shtml Here is some info on when these will be available for the public. I noticed that there will not be a presentation at the new Ben Avery location.

Doug I am really happy about this tag, and I have from oct. 17th - dec. 14th for 15A, 15B, 17A, 17B, 18A, 18B, 19B, 20A, and 20C. By the way Congrats on the antelope tag.

I found out this morning that I have a Limited Opp. rifle cow tag, it was fourth or fifth choice, since I had an archery bull tag last year I am pretty happy about this tag.

We aren't listening to the naysayers, I have to check the G&f website at least three or four times a day, plus call a couple of times.

He didn't say it would be a gal you would be datin'. You're right it could be the governor.