Need a Tooth Brush America

[GameHauler]

This is a good way to sell tooth brushes and make a butt-load of money...The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Theirweekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productivesalesmanship.Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she saidproudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit andI credit that approach for my obvious success.""Very good," said the teacher.Little Jenny was next:"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone thatmagazines would keep them up on current events."Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.The teacher held her breath ...Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full ofcash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said."$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling""Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny."Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?""I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip &Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shoot!"Then I would say,"It is dog shoot. Wanna buy a toothbrush?""I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that theysay is good, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of yourmouth." The teacher was speechless. . . . . . . .

 

 

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