CHD Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Useful Military Warnings:    "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army    "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to  always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop    "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal    "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.  That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.    "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."  - U.S. Air Force Manual    "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal    "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance    "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal    "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth    "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry  Journal    "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay    "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anon    "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit    "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies    (And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --  U.S.A. Ammo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
