KGAINES Report post Posted March 16, 2005 A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer loaned the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer. "It had two saggy teets, a beard, a hard head and it smelled like crap!" said the boy. "Oh, crap!" said the farmer. "You've shot my wife!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wklman Report post Posted March 16, 2005 That's hilarious!!!!! I showed my dad and he's still laughing. thx Keith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azcouesandelk Report post Posted March 16, 2005 LMAO that is to funny man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
