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"possible" New World Record Elk

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The most appropriate question now is, what did the farmers name the elk, and were their children sad when that man came and shot him?

 

His name was Samuari, and he lived somewhere in Canada. He was supposedly also a sperm donor for other elk farms -- for a price, of course.

 

So if you will, imagine a "man on the street" interview with the guy in charge of the collection:

 

And what do you do for a living, sir?

 

I'm a professional elk semen gatherer, eh.

 

Wow, that must be a tough job.

 

No, it's actually very easy, eh. My business partner and I just dress like a cow elk and take turns bending over, eh.

 

-TONY

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I saw that bull last week in 5b south, my client passed on him! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was in 5bs with a cow tag I could have shot at least 4 bulls bigger than that they would not leave me alone. :P

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