az4life Report post Posted September 17, 2004 Ghost Story A professor from Scotland was at the University of Alabama giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he is at the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar, I thought you said, "GOATS!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRB Report post Posted January 23, 2006 That's funny I don't care who ya are Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted January 23, 2006 i don't get it? Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azcouesandelk Report post Posted January 23, 2006 WOW!!! You are giving us rednecks a bad name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25-06 Report post Posted January 24, 2006 WOW!!! You are giving us rednecks a bad name <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lark is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilllcouesmaniac Report post Posted January 24, 2006 Ghost Story A professor from Scotland was at the University of Alabama giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. Funny I likted it CM The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he is at the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar, I thought you said, "GOATS!' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GRONG Report post Posted January 25, 2006 LOL!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
