Just a laugh...

[Browning'sCustomMeat]

An atheist was walking through the woods.

 

'What majestic trees!'

'What powerful rivers!'

'What beautiful animals!'

He said to himself.

 

 

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

 

 

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

 

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

 

 

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

 

 

He tripped & fell on the ground.

 

 

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

 

 

At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:

'Oh my God!'

 

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

 

 

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

 

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

 

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

 

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

 

 

'Very well', said the voice.

 

 

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

 

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

 

 

[loco4coues]

Nice!

[GameHauler]

Thanks

I needed that.

 

[Ernesto C]

Hehhehehehe Very funny

 

Ernesto C

[bowhuntaz1]

Good one...

[The Coues]

Nice!!!!