muledeerarea33? Report post Posted May 22, 2020 UPS depot in Tucson had a group catch the China virus. How you supposed to be safe quarantined at home now? Use fedex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted May 22, 2020 16 minutes ago, muledeerarea33? said: UPS depot in Tucson had a group catch the China virus. How you supposed to be safe quarantined at home now? Use fedex? You need to use the over compensated and under performing and overly bailed out, cant figure out how to make a profit, the USPS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted May 22, 2020 My favorite! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted May 22, 2020 Biden is F'ing up all over the place today too. That guy is a disaster, maybe Alzheimer, tumor or Covid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted May 22, 2020 21 minutes ago, Edge said: Teacher looks like D cups too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted May 22, 2020 wouldnt post dang Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roosevelt Mark Report post Posted May 22, 2020 Nice rack. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Outdoor Writer Report post Posted May 22, 2020 A few COVID-19 witticisms... Of all the things I learned in grade school, how to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use! People keep asking “is coronavirus really that serious?” Listen up! Casinos and churches are closed. When heaven and heck agree on the same thing, it’s probably pretty serious! Now that teachers finally have a chance to use the restroom, there’s no toilet paper. Well Groovy Guys and Groovy Gals of the ‘ 70s… our grandkids just knocked our Blizzard of ’ 78 stories out of the ballpark! Shout out to all the parents who never taught their kids respect and now they’re stuck at home with the little s**ts!!! The longer this goes on the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required. Cops these days will be like…come out with your hands washed! Day 31 of quarantine…ate all the snacks and food…clothes no longer fit… but I’m still wearing gloves and mask for my protection. Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth! Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but staying home on the couch can do for your country. Police confront nudist sunbathers over not wearing facemasks amid coronavirus outbreak. Ladies…time to start dating the older dudes. They can get you into the grocery store early. I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others. I can’t believe I can walk into a store to buy weed, but I have to meet my hairdresser in a dark alley with unmarked bills to get a haircut! Have to say that the Class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year! With so many sporting events cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship…It’s on Paperview. Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side hustle. I’m just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turd in Saturday. Not to brag, but I haven’t been late for anything for the past 31 days! Sitting at the bar in the kitchen at night. Tried to pick up my wife. She gave me a fake phone number. WTH… It’s been a blessing being home with the wife for three weeks now. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong for fifteen years. Have you noticed that since beauty salons are closed, selfies are down 68%? Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent coronavirus, but to stop eating. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
