If big foot was real?

[Guest 300ultramag.]

I've been hunting years. Pretty sure Ive yet to be on a camera. Wait ami I big foot?

 

 

Holy shoot.

[DesertBull]

Should get a pair of these and walk around Some hippy camp in Sedona next time it snows

 

[CatfishKev]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hairy-man-killed-by-hunters-believing-he-was-a-sasquatch/

 

Yeah, kinda like that. 37 rounds fired, 11 made contact. Musta had a serious case of squatch fever.

[Hunterjohnny]

Four grown men sure they were watching bigfoot! And it's happened 3 times that have been recorded, no telling how many hairy men are buried in the woods. Another reason to not be naked in the outsdoors!

[Jazz]

Interesting topic.. And you know, most of us have seen something we can't explain. We're out in the middle of nowhere and look up in the sky.. What the heck was that?! (Actually, that's a better topic than Bigfoot)

 

Does Bigfoot exist? Prolly not. Someone would have found them by now I'd think. But you never know.. And if he does, he's probably not that harmful. You don't see many news stories of lost folks being found eviscerated. (Other than the random bear).

[PelaPapas]

Even if big foot was real I don't know if that would keep me from hunting/camping out in the woods. There is a lot more crazy human beings out there that I would be more cautious or nervous to be around. If Bigfoot is out there, he hasn't hurt anyone yet (that we know of ) so I'll keep heading out to the woods...

[452b264]

I just listened to the Joe Rogan pod cast with Less Stroud. If you haven't listened to it or any of the Joe Rogan pod cast's I highly recommend them. Very entertaining!

 

Less was talking about how he has been looking for big foot on his show. While I was listening to it, I thought about what if it was real? If big foot was real would I ever go into the woods agian? I don't mean real like they discover another type of ape. I mean a 10 foot monster looking type of creature. The answer for me is heck No!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Would you?

 

I have back packed into the wilderness areas (and very remote sections of NF) to hunt and fish extensively in my youth, mostly by myself as I was raised in bigfoot country and I can tell you they will never find one. (BS)

[MuggyMan]

Bigfoot is real. I was held captive in a cave in a remote canyon by a family of bigfoots for a year. How do you think I got my name?

[Edge]

Bigfoot is real. I was held captive in a cave in a remote canyon by a family of bigfoots for a year. How do you think I got my name?

Fascinating, I have many questions:

1) Do they shed? And if so, how do they keep from clogging the shower drain?

2) How would you rate their hygenienical habits (Do they floss, etc.)?

3) Is ordinary athlete's foot a terminal maladay?

4) How would you describe their typical social stratification?

So many questions....

[MuggyMan]

 

Bigfoot is real. I was held captive in a cave in a remote canyon by a family of bigfoots for a year. How do you think I got my name?

Fascinating, I have many questions:

1) Do they shed? And if so, how do they keep from clogging the shower drain?

2) How would you rate their hygenienical habits (Do they floss, etc.)?

3) Is ordinary athlete's foot a terminal maladay?

4) How would you describe their typical social stratification?

So many questions....

 

1) Yes they shed. No drain, seriously, they love to run around in the pouring rain.

2) Major halitosis

3) No, they go bare foot so no fungus

4) This is somewhat embarrassing, but it's quite possible I'm the father of a human-bigfoot hybrid

[Edge]

 

 

 

Bigfoot is real. I was held captive in a cave in a remote canyon by a family of bigfoots for a year. How do you think I got my name?

 

Fascinating, I have many questions:

1) Do they shed? And if so, how do they keep from clogging the shower drain?

2) How would you rate their hygenienical habits (Do they floss, etc.)?

3) Is ordinary athlete's foot a terminal maladay?

4) How would you describe their typical social stratification?

So many questions....

1) Yes they shed. No drain, seriously, they love to run around in the pouring rain.

2) Major halitosis

3) No, they go bare foot so no fungus

4) This is somewhat embarrassing, but it's quite possible I'm the father of a human-bigfoot hybrid

This makes a lot of sense to me, I'm a believer now.

 

Don't be embarrassed, heck even Woppie Goldberg found someone to boom-boom.

Will your hybrid be sterile? Or can you look forward to grand baby bigfeet to bounce? Can they be raised Catholic?

[MuggyMan]

 

 

 

Bigfoot is real. I was held captive in a cave in a remote canyon by a family of bigfoots for a year. How do you think I got my name?

Fascinating, I have many questions:

1) Do they shed? And if so, how do they keep from clogging the shower drain?

2) How would you rate their hygenienical habits (Do they floss, etc.)?

3) Is ordinary athlete's foot a terminal maladay?

4) How would you describe their typical social stratification?

So many questions....

1) Yes they shed. No drain, seriously, they love to run around in the pouring rain.

2) Major halitosis

3) No, they go bare foot so no fungus

4) This is somewhat embarrassing, but it's quite possible I'm the father of a human-bigfoot hybrid

This makes a lot of sense to me, I'm a believer now.

 

Don't be embarrassed, heck even Woppie Goldberg found someone to boom-boom.

Will your hybrid be sterile? Or can you look forward to grand baby bigfeet to bounce? Can they be raised Catholic?

 

Just guessing here, but I imagine sterile, like a mule. As far as being raised Catholic, I figure it's best any offspring be left in the wild to commune with God in His creation. Don't know for a fact if our relations were fruitful. Had to have some way to stay warm on those long winter nights -- that cave was mighty drafty. Come spring I made my escape at the first opportunity. Oh, and Bertha (that's what I called my Sasquatch sweetie-pie) was much better looking than Whoopie Goldberg.

[Edge]

 

 

 

 

Bigfoot is real. I was held captive in a cave in a remote canyon by a family of bigfoots for a year. How do you think I got my name?

 

Fascinating, I have many questions:

1) Do they shed? And if so, how do they keep from clogging the shower drain?

2) How would you rate their hygenienical habits (Do they floss, etc.)?

3) Is ordinary athlete's foot a terminal maladay?

4) How would you describe their typical social stratification?

So many questions....

1) Yes they shed. No drain, seriously, they love to run around in the pouring rain.

2) Major halitosis

3) No, they go bare foot so no fungus

4) This is somewhat embarrassing, but it's quite possible I'm the father of a human-bigfoot hybrid

This makes a lot of sense to me, I'm a believer now.

Don't be embarrassed, heck even Woppie Goldberg found someone to boom-boom.

Will your hybrid be sterile? Or can you look forward to grand baby bigfeet to bounce? Can they be raised Catholic?

Just guessing here, but I imagine sterile, like a mule. As far as being raised Catholic, I figure it's best any offspring be left in the wild to commune with God in His creation. Don't know for a fact if our relations were fruitful. Had to have some way to stay warm on those long winter nights -- that cave was mighty drafty. Come spring I made my escape at the first opportunity. Oh, and Bertha (that's what I called my Sasquatch sweetie-pie) was much better looking than Whoopie Goldberg.

I F you were to return to Bertha's Clan, would you be welcomed back into the hairy fold or scorned and ostracized?

When can we expect your memoirs?

[MuggyMan]

 

 

 

 

 

Bigfoot is real. I was held captive in a cave in a remote canyon by a family of bigfoots for a year. How do you think I got my name?

Fascinating, I have many questions:

1) Do they shed? And if so, how do they keep from clogging the shower drain?

2) How would you rate their hygenienical habits (Do they floss, etc.)?

3) Is ordinary athlete's foot a terminal maladay?

4) How would you describe their typical social stratification?

So many questions....

1) Yes they shed. No drain, seriously, they love to run around in the pouring rain.

2) Major halitosis

3) No, they go bare foot so no fungus

4) This is somewhat embarrassing, but it's quite possible I'm the father of a human-bigfoot hybrid

This makes a lot of sense to me, I'm a believer now.

Don't be embarrassed, heck even Woppie Goldberg found someone to boom-boom.

Will your hybrid be sterile? Or can you look forward to grand baby bigfeet to bounce? Can they be raised Catholic?

Just guessing here, but I imagine sterile, like a mule. As far as being raised Catholic, I figure it's best any offspring be left in the wild to commune with God in His creation. Don't know for a fact if our relations were fruitful. Had to have some way to stay warm on those long winter nights -- that cave was mighty drafty. Come spring I made my escape at the first opportunity. Oh, and Bertha (that's what I called my Sasquatch sweetie-pie) was much better looking than Whoopie Goldberg.

I F you were to return to Bertha's Clan, would you be welcomed back into the hairy fold or scorned and ostracized?

When can we expect your memoirs?

 

No memoirs. Some things are better left untold....

[Jimmer Negamanee]

It’s notoriously hard to prove a negative but I am convinced there is no Bigfoot. Furthermore, I’m so sure there is no Bigfoot that I publicly declare my intention to shoot Bigfoot if I ever saw one.

What’s more, I hereby invite every thoughtful skeptic to also vow to shoot Bigfoot on sight. This decision will have many beneficial effects and, because only thoughtful, even-tempered, critical thinkers need apply, no negative effects will be realized. Hear me out.

By definition, any yahoo who is salivating at the opportunity to take time off work and hunt down Bigfoot for the mere “sport” of shooting him doesn’t qualify as a “thoughtful, even-tempered, critical thinker”. The whole point is that there is no Bigfoot so the only people who should be taking time off of work to look for him have probably also taken time off work to attend numerous Star Trek conventions.

What I’m saying is that if I happen to be in great outdoors and I happen to have a gun and I happen to see Bigfoot, and I’m absolutely sure it’s not a bear, (or some other animal already known to science) I will shoot it.

The benefits from all of us publicly declaring our intention to shoot Bigfoot on sight will be immediate. First of all,as word gets out that skeptics are finally going to get off the fence and put their cartridges where their mouths are, the number of people who think it’s funny to don wookie costumes and go tromping around the forest will decrease precipitously. The same goes for those making fake tracks. It then follows that Bigfoot sightings by otherwise credible, city dwellers who, despite their good intentions, can’t tell the difference between a brown bear and black bear that happens to be brown, will go down correspondingly.

Now there may be one among you who is afraid of embarking on such a bold plan of action because you think that maybe, justmaybe, there really could be a Bigfoot. If that is the case, perhaps you really don’t belong in our little club of “thoughtful, even-tempered, critical thinkers”. Let me explain, however, that even if you do feel this way, our course of action is still the correct one.

Let’s all willfully suspend our disbelief and assume for a moment that Bigfoot exists. Now let’s assume that you saw him in the woods and shot him dead. What would happen?

First, you couldn’t be guilty of poaching because, as muledeerarea33? said, the law can’t proscribe shooting a creature that has never even been described by science.

In addition, if it really was a Bigfoot, it was either the last one or was part of population so small, in a habitat so fragmented, that Bigfoot, as a species, was on a bobsled to extinction anyway and you passing on the shot would not have helped.

Finally, if you shot Bigfoot you would have done a great deal to advance scientific knowledge. (I suggest you don’t field dress it and keep it cold if you can). Top researchers from across the country will be knocking down you door. And untold fame and riches await you.

All of this is, of course, will never come to pass because there is no such thing as Bigfoot. What will happen, however,is that by answering this call to arms, you can sleep soundly knowing that you are doing your part to fight an environmental fraud. Anyone can talk the skeptical talk but it takes a brave soul to walk the skeptical walk. We have upped the ante. And they will fold. Be brave.