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1 hour ago, CatfishKev said:

They would have no reason to add a covid surcharge.  They've been busier then I've ever seen since this all started.   

Profit. That’s the reason. 

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15 minutes ago, Edge said:

 

 

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Thought that was if you were getting ear f'd, oh yah you are.

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Im at Buddyz Pizza in QC, place has tom of people outside waiting.  I was handing out condoms, incase people needed protection.

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Now when will the strip clubs open up? I need to look at the latest and greatest bolton accessories 

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4 hours ago, CatfishKev said:

They would have no reason to add a covid surcharge.  They've been busier then I've ever seen since this all started.   

I would dispute the charges if its not made known upfront. 

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10 minutes ago, ctafoya said:

I would dispute the charges if its not made known upfront. 

100%, it is not an official tax either, so it can't be charged. 

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4 minutes ago, n2horns said:

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They just don't make good movies like that anymore. Too many snowflakes get offended 

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8 minutes ago, ctafoya said:

They just don't make good movies like that anymore. Too many snowflakes get offended 

That was a good one for a laugh. Loved airplane as well.

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Customer tweets about body-shaming condoms; the response is ...

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Here is an oldie but goodie - 

 

 

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STUDIES HAVE DEMONSTRATED THAT REDNECKS HAVE THE LOWEST STRESS RATE BECAUSE THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF MOST MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY.   IN THIS AGE OF CORONAVIRUS, WE MAY HAVE A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE.

MEDICAL TERM - REDNECK DEFINITION

ARTERY
- THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS

BACTERIA
- BACK DOOR TO CAFETERIA

BARIUM
- WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE

BENIGN
- WHAT YOU BE, AFTER YOU BE EIGHT

CAESAREAN SECTION
- A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME

CAT SCAN
- SEARCHING FOR KITTY

CAUTERIZE
- MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER

COLIC
- A SHEEP DOG

COMA
- A PUNCTUATION MARK

DILATE
- TO LIVE LONG

ENEMA
- NOT A FRIEND

FESTER
- QUICKER THAN SOMEONE ELSE

FIBULA
- A SMALL LIE

IMPOTENT
- DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN

LABOR PAIN
- GETTING HURT AT WORK

MEDICAL STAFF
- A DOCTOR'S CANE

MORBID
- A HIGHER OFFER

NITRATES
- RATES OF PAY FOR WORKING AT NIGHT, NORMALLY MORE MONEY THAN DAYS

NODE
- I KNEW IT

OUTPATIENT
- A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED

PELVIS
- SECOND COUSIN TO ELVIS

POST OPERATIVE
- A LETTER CARRIER

RECOVERY ROOM
- PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY

RECTUM
- NEARLY KILLED HIM

SECRETION
- HIDING SOMETHING

SEIZURE
- ROMAN EMPEROR

TABLET
- A SMALL TABLE

TERMINAL ILLNESS
- GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT

TUMOR
- ONE PLUS ONE MORE

URINE
- OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT
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