uofahughes2 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris once killed a baby deer by pointing his finger at it and saying "bang". He then brought it back to life by rubbing it with his beard, proving Norris can taketh but also giveth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
venadito Report post Posted July 12, 2014 I had my doubts but now I definitely know you guys are GAY! Fantasizing about good ol'Chuck what is he now 100 years old? I know it can get boring waiting for the fall draw results to come out but Chuck-isms? SERIOUSLY.... Just kidding guys...Funny thread LMAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ready2hunt Report post Posted July 12, 2014 I had my doubts but now I definitely know you guys are GAY! Fantasizing about good ol'Chuck what is he now 100 years old? I know it can get boring waiting for the fall draw results to come out but Chuck-isms? SERIOUSLY.... Just kidding guys...Funny thread LMAO! Some people have a near death experience.....for insulting chuck you may soon have a near CHUCK experience 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HuntHarder Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that is why there is no sign of life! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Around here, we only use Chuck Norris toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take crap from anybody.! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr.smith Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris could stop global warming with his icy stare alone. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony the snake died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't drink beer often, but when he does, he has Steven Seagal serve it to him wearing a dress and heels. Chuck Norris doesn't crap often, but when he does, he wears steel belted depends. TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Critter Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Ah what the heck who doesn't love a good chuck Norris thread. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin25 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 If you have 5 dollars and chuck Norris has 5 dollars, chuck Norris has more money then you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin25 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris knew a woman named Claire They were making love on the stairs When the railing broke he doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AZkiller Report post Posted July 12, 2014 There seems to be quite a bit of fascination with the genitalia..... Are there some of you that are hiding a secret? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6ANut Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
