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Merry Christmas

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With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving.

As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice white wine. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before ----- I took a cab home.

Sure enough, on the way home, there was a police road block, but since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.


Have a Merry Christmas.

 

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? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke?

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? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke?

its a joke, your too drunk to get it. Put your beer and phone down and drive bud.

l just spilled my beer. "JSMB".

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? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke?

It's a double entendre of a more satirical or whimsical nature rather than from a more traditional risque approach.

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Guys get the UBER app on your phone. Bery easy and no money involved. Just bills your credit card. I took it 11 times in san diego last weekend

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? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke?

Clever rendition of a very old joke(in theory). Still funny either way(in theory).

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Everybody thinks it won't happen to them. I don't have 10K$ to throw at a DUI.

Or 8-12 years for vehicular man slaughter

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